Christmas in Any Month

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“Have Yourself a Very Trumpy Christmas”

(to the tune of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”)

by David Ewald

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Have yourself a very Trumpy Christmas

Let your ignorance burn bright

From now on a Right Wing dictatorship is in sight

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Have yourself a very Trumpy Christmas

The swing states are in play

From now on our troubles will be here to stay

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Here he is in his Golden Years

All those Golden Years of grift

Faithful sycophants who stuck by him

Now rewarded by him as lapdogs

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The next four years we’ll all be scared together

If the nukes should fall

Drain The Swamp and get back to building The Wall

And have yourself a very Trumpy Christmas after all

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Bamboozled voters mad as hell

Don’t care how full of hot air he is

Grab their pussies and make fun of the wussies

To become leader of the quasi-free world again

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The next four years we’re all in this together

With the hope of only one more term

But till 2028 we’ll have to muddle through and learn

That even a Trumpy Christmas need not be such a concern

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(lyrics updated from November 2016)